Unashamëd Schlocker: Day of Rectuming

• Literal video game shooter / fighting game set-up ― corridor after corridor of increasingly more difficult grunt, tough grunt and sub boss enemies. 

• Pops around corner into the point-blank cross-hairs of and AK-47 toting grunt ― grunt proceeds to do nothing for a―relatively speaking―interminable amount of time, then aims at the ceiling and shoots... the fluorescent lights?! 

• Dolph, cosplaying Resident Evil 4's "Krauser", boss fight ― kicks Mr. Missed-The-Martial-Arts-Acting-Boat and then gives up to a knife to the neck.

• Van Damaged, cosplaying a poor man's Friday the 13th "Jason", again, kicks today's "Michael Dudikoff" nonentity's butt... and then gives up.

I love how they capitalised on the first film's tongue-in-cheek appeal and took it to a whole new level of 'full retard'... 