My favorite has to be the football game when the two girls walk down the stairs and say "hi, nothing" to Patrick, and he snaps at them:
"Suck it, virginity pledges!"
Makes me die laughing every time.
Wondering what other people's favorite lines are? Aside from "We are infinite", which we all know is a great line ...
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In addition to what I consider the well-known favorites (e.g., "I feel infinite," etc.), I like:
"Thanks, Sam. You're so nice."
"Like a cake. That's what Bob said. And how you can't have 3 on a match because they would find us. And everyone
laughed, but I don't know what's funny." (It's not so much what he says but rather how he says it.)
"You see things. And you understand. You're a wallflower."
"For example, I am trying to participate by listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads and thinking about love. Sam says they are kitschy and brilliant. I completely agree."
"Because all the great writers used to wear great suits."
"Charlie, I know that you know I like Craig. But I want to forget that for a minute. Okay? I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you. Okay?"
You cannot choose about where u r coming from, but u can choose where you want to go from there
share"I can see it. This one moment when you know you're not a sad story."
shareProbably the Christmas joke line and the joke that Charlie says to Mary Elizabeth about her hair
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