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The Poster (My god, is this a joke?)

posted 12 years ago by TheatreNachos
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"12 Hours/$10 Million/1 Kidnapped Daughter: Stolen"

(shakes head) It's just...Cage's face, running from the upside down car on fire...Oh my god, can they possibly get any more generic?!

No...no...I have to remind myself that Nicolas Cage (yes, there was a 'Ghost Rider 2') doesn't actually try to act (especially within the past decade or so). But why? Does he not see how freaking horrible these films are? I haven't even watched the trailer and I know how horrible this is going to be.

This looks so bad that I almost want to rally around it and try to make it popular just for the sake of it. I want, because it's going to be so bad, to make it a cult classic in the same vein as 'The Room'.

In any case, I'm hoping this will yield many laughs and a few great one-liners to use.

EDIT: Over/under that this will be on Netflix by Easter?

[–] Mackentorsk 12 years ago

Might actually be the WORST poster I've ever seen for a motion picture of this size xD

It looks ridiculous!

-*Inserting random phrase by famous madman/idiot that makes me feel intelligent*-

[–] AwadaKadawa 12 years ago

I laughed out loud when I saw the poster.

It looks so absurdly hilarious for some reason. I can't explain it.