If fingers poke a hole through the seat...

If you're the type to actually like and enjoy this film, I doubt your level of critical thinking is terribly sophisticated.

Everyone else, who did catch it, was too busy deep sighing with exaggerated eye rolls to care?

Look, if a hole in a seat doesn't allow sound to travel through said hole, I suppose a cell phone can slide around a backseat while a cab drives in a straight line, right?

I mean, if all physics are irrelevant, might as well go all in on that ridiculousness.

Gold melts into a viscousness within seconds, eh? Did not know that either. When thrown, 8 ounce pine cones soar through the air with the same air resistance of the one of the densest metals on the planet?

Movie "physics" are typically stupid as hell, but this script seemed like it was written by a fourth grader.

If you're the type to actually like and enjoy this film, I doubt your level of critical thinking is terribly sophisticated.

Everyone else, who did catch it, was too busy deep sighing with exaggerated eye rolls to care?

Look, if a hole in a seat doesn't allow sound to travel through said hole, I suppose a cell phone can slide around a backseat while a cab drives in a straight line, right?

I mean, if all physics are irrelevant, might as well go all in on that ridiculousness.

Gold melts into a viscousness within seconds, eh? Did not know that either. When thrown, 8 ounce pine cones soar through the air with the same air resistance of the one of the densest metals on the planet?

Movie "physics" are typically stupid as hell, but this script seemed like it was written by a fourth grader.

Agreed, but this plot hole just fell into the plot canyon that was this entire film.

True