Hey, CANCEL POLICE, she's NOT really BLONDE!!!
Lead actress is not a real blonde. Is it time to cancel her now?
you know... because actors are no longer allowed to portray people they are not, when other, better matching people exist. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
(BTW have we cancelled everything yet? is the whole world gone now? can I come out of my little safe space and back to the empty, safe, non triggering, non offensive reality we made? Let me know k thanks)