Should have been called....


Lame Horror Musical - Band that ate the horror movie. This sucked!!!

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Much better. Its on right now, wtf is this???? One cheesy song after the other!

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I know, right! I think it was a way to try to get the band some exposure. It just made me hate them!

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yea, in a horror film, you have to sympathize with the characters and worry for their death. In this, the killer couldnt appear fast enough! I had to turn it off.

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Oh man I agree. When the killer finally, FINALLY gets his first on-screen kill, 65 bloody minutes in, I had to say out loud, "Thank You!" It was a great kill too, cutting the singing girl off mid-lyric by smashing her in the side of the head with a sledgehammer. I have never been more appreciative of a villain than in that moment. The rest of the film was as bad as the beginning but that one moment almost made the 80-something minute slog worth it. Almost.

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Well, not really, no. Not at all. This movie was garbage.

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OMG, I thought they'd NEVER STFU and start dying already! That Je T'aime song was just OBNOXIOUS, LOL.

Darlin', don't ever take a Southern woman for granted!

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if they called it "Don't Watch this Movie" I could have appreciated it because they warned me.

But god damn I hate that ugly looking weasel guy who was being a total fascist *beep* When he throws the weed out the window someone should have started beating him until he stops. Then when he like wakes them up in the morning he should have been kicked in the balls and what the *beep* was he doing chopping up the cell phones. I god damn hope he gets his rectum torn out of his *beep*

But the characters suck and what *beep* band has two acoustic guitars? That's two more than any band needs. But then the drummer just has a snare drum? What a *beep* ass band.

But maybe i'll enjoy watching these characters die since I hate them all

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I was glad I DVR'd it so I could ff through the lame singing. Which pretty much made the movie 20 minutes long. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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If we can save humanity, we become the caretakers of the world

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Worst Ive seen in a long time.

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