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Absolutely unbelievably terrible


I don't like trolling, I don't like trashing movies on message boards, I hate people who do, I respect Vincent D'Onofrio as an actor and artist, but I am unbelievably compelled to add to the pile-on. I've seen MANY bad movies and generally enjoy watching them and ragging on them with friends (The Room, for example). This movie is just one of the most ill-advised, ill-concieved, just flat out terrible films I've ever experienced. It's almost awe-inspiring. In fact, I'd recommend it. Just to see how deep this cavern of nonsense takes you. Wow.

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Could you tell us why its bad, instead of ranting for a paragraph that its bad.

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No.

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Then your opinion is not valid. Fag boy

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He gave you fair warning. After sitting through this breathtakingly bad bomb, he shouldn't have to waste more of his life detailing this tragic waste of screen time.

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It fails at being a musical and it fails at being a horror movie. Thus it fails at everything it tries to be.

The sad thing is that people are on here praising the music. The music sounds like songs from Glee, something that simply has no place in a horror movie.

The only way to have any success with this idea is to make it a comedy. But alas, there is nothing to laugh at here either.

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Not as bad as all that but I understand if you went into the film expecting anything more than a campy horror film,

I understand the disillusionment,
I'm sorry this film was so traumatizing to all you film experts....

Ok you didn't like the film,
But why so much hatred over a movie?
You need a man hug

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Reasons why it was such a horrible movie ( in my opinion)

1. It was booked as a horror movie but wasn't till the last 20 minutes, at the minimum.
2. It was a musical, some of the songs were ok, most were terrible, and they sang instead of talked to each other a lot.

3. It was not billed as a musical, I like musicals if I know what I'm geting into, but horror and musical.......worked in Little Shop of Horrors and Rocky Horror Picture Show.....but this one didn't work.

4. The actors must all be new, so guess they could't help being so bad in their roles.

5. I can't believe a movie this bad was even financed and produced. I think they relied on who wrote and produced it. Not for what the content of the movie was.

6. The guys that sang the songs did not have a good voice except one. The main character sounded terrible, but I did like the character as confusing as it was.

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I'm sure anyone who goes into this movie will be expecting a musical slasher movie. That's what the movie sells itself as.

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I agree. This movie was just awful. I even like musicals...I don't even call it a musical. In musicals, the songs generally move the plot along, contain some kind of plot element, reveal something about the character. This thing had like 40 songs packed in a row with no plot point to 99% of them. It seemed like a 95 minute long self-pimping-of-an-indie band, or something. With some random "horror" thrown in here and there. It was just song, after song, after SONG after SONG. I couldn't believe it. If I wanted to watch song after stupid song like this I would watch some coffee shop indie band doing a backyard show. Not at all a horror movie. The story seemed like something a high schooler would come up with too.

I really just don't understand. Was this movie completely funded by the person who wrote the songs? That's the only way it'd make sense.

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this movie was just horrible. the lame songs just went on and on and on and on and on..like complete full entire songs. this film had to be made by whoever did these songs. my God they never stopped. dull dull dull

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