Cave Johnson: "I don't want your damn lemons!" (The whole speech, to be honest.)
POTaDOS: "Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."
"Say, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, could you unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?"
GLaDOS: "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."
"Look at you, sailing majestically through the air, like an eagle...piloting a blimp."
Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.
share"Oh, for God's sake... They told me that if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would die!"
shareYou, know when you murdered me. Thanks for that.
Sarcasm system online.
Oh, good. That's up.
4// itchy tasty
"They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it; it's pointless! Mad!"
'Everything is a copy of a copy'-Tyler
GLaDOS: ".....you know, after you murdered me?"
Wheatley: "You did WHAT?"
GLaDOS: "We both said things that you're going to regret."
POTaDOS: "Say, you're good at murder. Could you murder this bird for me?"
POTaDOS: "YEAH, TAKE THE LEMONS!"
GLaDOS: "The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."
Announcer: "Caroline deleted."
Cave Johnson: I don't know what these people spend their money on. Tattered hats? Beard dirt?
Let's wail!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy40TT_i7us
GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You.
Achievement: The Part Where He Kills You.
This is the part.
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I'm Cave Johnson, the man who is going to burn your house down...with the lemons.
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"Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual." -Wheatley
Translation: You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.
When I looked up the translation for this line, I was laughing so hard.
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I'm Cave Johnson, the man who is going to burn your house down...with the lemons.
Pretty much all of them. Seriously, I can't narrow it down to just a few great ones without leaving a bunch of other great ones out. I'd post the whole script if I could.
But I'll just go with this for now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjGOtXEm7Wk
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I used to want you dead but
Now I only want you gone.