Gobber is not gay. Here's why
People are saying Gobber is gay because he said there was another reason why he never married...
When I watched the movie in the theatre, my initial reaction wasn't that he must be gay.. Instead it was something i thought was more logical, and funny. Something that actually is reinforced by his backstory.
He is a eunuch.
As we know he told the story of how he lost is arm and his leg. A dragon ate them. So to me it stands to reason that's not all he lost. Some dragon ate his junk.
It makes sense. It's funnier. It's only implied. He could still be gay for all we know, but at least my explanation is not completely out of the blue.
Thoughts?