TOTAL RUBBISH

What a complete waste of some very good actors and a lot of money. Where to start? Well the awful title credits were straight out of the early sixties and the grating intrusive music was straight from hell. The story, if I could use that expression, concerns two scrap metal dealers who find something in London. They travel to Ostend to sell it and then travel somewhere else to sell it and then travel somewhere else to sell it and then travel somewhere else to sell it and then travel somewhere else to sell it and then travel somewhere else to sell it and end up not selling it. Hand on heart that is it.

Comparing it to The Italian Job (the original not the awful remake) is like comparing a baby’s dribble to the Mona Lisa. By the way this is not based on fact!