100 things we learned from Titanic II

17. Having a "Diving" suit, will make you able to survive in the middle of the ocean, alone, facing a glaciar, and not be frozen to death...

18. What a better way, to baptise a ship, than to name it, like his sunken predecessor...with the only detail of a 2...

19. This is not baywatch, but slow-mo is always awesome, to make non hot girls and the "pretty-boy" look good...

20. When you have a transborder-ship, always make sound the horn, like if it were a truck...

21. Who needs rubber life-boats, when you have the good old clumsy wood...

22. Who hired the harriers? and how much is their pay, for a show of only 2 seconds?

23. No matter what's going on, even if the ship doesn't move, you just wave at the people, till the ship moves...

24. Just move the finger in the mouse-laptop, and you will do all the demostrations you need...

25. In what kind of world, will be a scientist hot? I want to live in that world...

26. OMG, why does the scientist looks like michael jackson? (watch minute 18 of movie)

27. Never take snow from a glaciar, you will make him angry...and his gonna break

28. When a glaciar is breaking, forget the people, just save the Dad’s protagonist...

29. ¡OH NO! A giant invisible hulk, just landed on the glaciar... (watch minute 24 of movie)

30. Have a ship that cost millions of dollar, but have only a 486 computer onboard...

31. When did the submarine stop using the Knots per hour, and started using MPH?

32. Even when you have a built a multi-millionaire ship cruise, you must have medium-class passengers...

33. If the old man's daughter is in the ship, they'll spend a year of safety budget, only to rescue her...

34. You can have life-boats, that look like yellow submarines, but no Beatles...

35. Even if you did buy a ticket, and ride the ship, you must blame the "pretty boy" for your own stupidity...

36. Even if the water is the one that crush your plane, you must explode, like a Classic "Action Movie"...

37. No matter if you can fly, you still need to stay close from the water...

38. Even if you are in a ship made out of METAL, inside in an elevator made of METAL, somewhere in the middle of the OCEAN, you can still have cell-phone signal, to talk to your daddy...

39. All the electric things still works, even the electric supply, when most of the ship has been blown up. I want their engineer...

40. Even when you can jump a puddle of water, to avoid the electricity, you still need to climb a pipe, to look AWESOME...:D

41. How can you actually rescue a person climbed to a pipe, climbing the same pipe? I don’t understand the logic on that…

42. Even when you try to look serious, all your words come out as if you were talking on a summer sunday...

43. Only in the end of the movie, they start to make logical arguments..."I'm going to die bit**just shut the *beep* up, and do what I say" :D.

44. When did a Nurse didn't know how to do a proper CPR?

"60. Make sure your first aid kit has plenty of credit cards to stop bleeding. "

HA!!! They were in the infirmary, she was a nurse, and she asked for a credit card to stop the bleeding!

61. In emergencies, normal first aid supplies are ineffective.

62. When shooting a film, if the director/actor's character dies, end the film abruptly right there.

63. Ships are allowed to rush through safety inspections if anniversaries are forthcoming.

64. It only takes 10 minutes to fly to Greenland and back in a helicopter.

65. Scientists don't care about their crew members who fall through cracks in the ice--they never mention them again.

66. Definitely go work on your recent ex's new ship as a nurse--nursing jobs are scarce!

67. When waving goodbye on an historic launch, there's plenty of room on deck to spread out.

68. In fact, nothing on cruise ships is ever crowded with people!

79. The coast guard can fly helicopters to the arctic?
80. Apparently you can just hang out on a glacier without much protective clothing.
81. It's possible for an average dude to get to the north pole and do some extreme tsunami surfing.
82. CGI in crappy movies is still on par with toy boats floating in bathtubs.
83. Megafault is no longer the low point in Bruce Davison's career.
84. Cruise ships apparently have "emergency thrusters"... which I assumed were only available on the Star Trek vessels.
85. Some really goofy looking (borderline homeless) people were somehow able to afford tickets on an elite luxury liner.
86. The History Channel has started loaning their Mega Disasters computer footage to terrible filmmakers for use in their terrible films.
87. The interior of the Titanic 2 is strikingly similar to your average holiday inn.
88. My bathroom cabinet is better stocked than the Titanic 2's infirmary.
89. Taping a credit card over a wound is an effective way of stopping excessive bleeding.
90. You can get your captain's license even if you're a weird, little, indecisive, terrified man.
91. The Titanic 2 is filled with hydrogen gas like the Hindenburg.
92. "there's another wave coming. It's bigger than the last one. When it comes it's gonna be big" that's what she said.
93. Kellys make good door jams.
94. Every door on the Titanic 2 is jammed.
95. Closeups and reaction shots are a wonderful substitute for not having an effects budget.
96. When the helicopter pilot says "we have to refuel", it's completely optional.
97. When the helicopter pilot says "I'll do what I can", it means he's going to instantly crash.