Like the movie or not ; best line ever? - Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) Discussion

[–] leegend_3004 12 years ago

I liked the movie it didn't take itself to seriously for most parts and was fun to watch rutger take out the trash.

One of my favourite parts and lines in the film was this-

Hobo to young girl "You go home to someone who actually loves you... NOW!"

Hobo to pimp pointing the shotgun in his face "And you... YOUR F@CKED

Then the hobo blows the pimp away, that scene is just top draw.

I liked the whole movie it was just so over the top but that is what made it fun for me.

"I shall accomplish your task... with magnificence". Shinzaemon Shimada

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[–] sirtj228 12 years ago

"She's a teacher"

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[–] DMarkwick 12 years ago

"I got to clean that cop's @sshole off me".

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[–] spineshank6662003 12 years ago

the finale line of the film of course

"Your Going On A Car Ride to Hell Your Your Riding Shotgun"

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[–] divisionbell-2 12 years ago

I was going to say the exact same thing :-)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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[–] the_unknown_one1984 12 years ago

dammit you so had my favorite line i was about too post this but checked too see if anyone else had. and there u had..

so my 2nd.... P

"please dont shoot my d*** off i am young i got too much *beep* to do!"

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[–] Mick1994 11 years ago

You forgot:

"I'M GONNA SLEEP IN YOUR BLOODY CARCASSES... TONIGHT!"

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[–] Metalcoholic 12 years ago

How is everyone missing some of the best lines of the movie?

So much after "WOOOO!!! Its a beautiful day for SKATE RAPE!" is pure gold.

"I'm going to wash this blood off, with your blood..."

Its SOOOO over the top but, I couldn't keep from laughing even though toaster battle/garden saw rape can be a pretty *beep* thing. Hilarious either way.

"Please don't shoot my dick off ok? I'm young, I've got much F**ckin left to do"

This movie if full if ridiculous lines.

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[–] divisionbell-2 12 years ago

LOVE THE SKATE RAPE LINE!!!

"You and me are goin' on a car-ride to hell... and you're riding shotgun! "

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[–] nycishomexxx 10 years ago

lollllllll man those were my two favorite lines. *beep* I love this movie. seen it 10+ times a *beep* CLASSIC

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[–] sirtj228 9 years ago

Im Sick and Tired Of you God Damn Junkies.....

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[–] dayvit78 7 years ago

And he delivered it with such 80's bravado. Everything Ivan said was delivered with the same optimistic masculine yuppiness - reminded me of American Psycho.

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[–] Mitchull 12 years ago

How could someone not mention the one where he is grabbed by that thing and says "You're crushing my smokes!"

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[–] csjintn 12 years ago

I had to read all the way down to the bottom and you were the last comment that had my favorite line. Hobo was speaking to The Plague bikers and the were roughing him about and finally screams, "Will you two demons stop touching me???!!! You're crushing my smokes!!!!" Great line because hobo pauses after he tells them to stop touching him. You think he is going to say something profound and meaningful next. That's when he yells to no crush his smokes. Awesome writing and acting by Hauer. He timed it perfectly. Great Pick up, Henry. You and I are the only ones who found a line we loved that did not have any cursing or filthy innuendos in it. Not that I don't mind it, but that line was classic. Kudos, Henry!!

"Have a better one"

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[–] dorky_spunkster_i_am 12 years ago

Okay so it's not so much the line that I like specifically, but the delivery. It's so *beep* hilarious; it's when the hobo goes to that place with the bloody sex slaves all tied up, and he shows up with his face covered up, the gun in his mouth, causing those two dudes to start laughing. And they're all like confused, relieved, laughing together, and then the Hobo pulls the hat off his face, stops laughing--cocks gun, "Hallelujah."

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[–] scott-1441 12 years ago

I enjoyed the headline on the newspaper:

HOBO STOPS BEGGING, DEMANDS CHANGE

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[–] scott_sleeps 12 years ago

my favorite part too, great Scotts think alike!

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[–] Aidy 12 years ago

"They're going to make comics out of my hate-crimes!" made me chuckle. Lots of other good ones already mentioned.

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[–] JohnnyBeguiled (2) 5 years ago

That was my favorite line as well.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

My favorite exchange:

Sheriff: "by the way did anyone officially welcome you to town yet?"
Hobo: "they never do."
Sheriff: (drawing his gun) "well welcome to fuck town!"

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[–] JohnnyBeguiled (2) 5 years ago

So many great lines in this movie!

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[–] Secondboys 12 years ago

I HATE HOBOS!!!

Last Play Viewed:
Evil Dead: The Musical 10/10

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[–] Tomthespacetraveler 12 years ago

No.

"This isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?"
"Sure - I just like TV better."

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[–] jimbojone22 12 years ago

when the cop says " your so hot you make me want to cut my dick of and rub it all over your tits"
that, my friends, is some classy *beep*

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[–] oakleybingham 12 years ago

How about, "...eventually evil will wipe out evil, leaving nothing but wreckage ... And *beep* UP memories!"

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