When will this be in theatres?

I seriously doubt this will make it to theatres. If it does, I will be there at the midnight showing with a case of beer and a bag of mushrooms. That's probably the only way to stomach this dreck: Completely out of your mind.

It's only being shown in churches and select theaters. Otherwise it's straight-to-video.

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I'm not waiting for the answers on a Sunday afternoon...