Attention Shills

Dear studio/PR shills,

No one over 30 years old, or movie-viewer who has more than 3 brain cells would ever in a million years believe that Sorvino, Rapaport or Palminteri would be cast as leads (or important supporting roles) in any film worth watching (since about 1995). Try padding that rating to somewhere between 6-6.5 stars for a semi-believable hope that the movie is at least watchable.

Sid