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Funniest moment for me


Was when the 2 psychos had Ted in the bag and Ted says "Oh yeah, yeah i can hear the fat kid running i bet its hilarious!" Seriously i laughed at that more than anything else in the movie.

When Gotham is ashes... you have my permission to die. -Bane

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I laughed the hardest when Tami Lynn brought up having a baby and Ted asked if it was alive.

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Lots of funny moments but I laughed out loud during the party scenes and when Ted was flirting with Tami Lynn. Ted had some hilarious lines, wish I had him entertaining at my party.

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The bit where Ted gets promoted for selling that parsnip to the family

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"A-E-I-O-UUUUUUU"

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Ted pretending to be retarded and Johnny's oh *beep* expression.

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"Back away, Susan Boyle"

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i lol'd at this one


would you like to see my mask?

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LMAO!

"For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest"

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Susan Boyle getting smacked in the gob. :-)

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For me it was when Ted was going in for the job interview and he says:

"I look like Snuggles accountant", I almost spit out my soda!! lol

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All funny parts. I also loved when they first introduced the Flash. Showing John driving while showing short clips of Sam Jones as the Flash. Hysterical.

Then when they focused in and out of John's eyes three times.

Funny *beep*

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When Wahlberg's character called the police, saying: "That guy stole my teddy bear!" :D

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Good one.

I loved when Wahlberg said The Imperial March ringtone was from The Notebook.



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I loved when the Dad that stole Ted was dancing to the Tiffany song "I think we're alone now". Thats the most random and pure 80's song as you will ever see. I have it on dvr and I rewind that scene over and over because for some reason I cant stop laughing at that part.


Haters gonna hate

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If you haven't seen it, watch "I Think We're Alone Now"...a documentary about people who are obsessed with Tiffany.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152828/

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"Last week I fvcked her with a parsnip, then I sold that parsnip to a family with four small children".

I almost died laughing and had to rewind about 5 minutes of the film because I missed it I was laughing that much. I had to literally remove my glasses to wipe away the tears.

The delivery was just genius.

I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

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When the boss is walking John through the house pointing out his expensive things, he points to a photo and says, "that's me with Tom Skerritt."

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I agree, Mark. Wade Boggs autographed bat, Joe Louis' boxing gloves, John Lennon's glasses and "That's me and Tom Skerritt." Hilarious. The god is in the specifics. Then right after that...Lance Armstrong's freeze dried, bronzed nut!

"If it is not in the frame, it does not exist!"

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Giovanni Ribisi reprised parts of that dance for "A Million Ways To Die In The West"...another polarizing comedy.

**these go to eleven **

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I loved when the Dad that stole Ted was dancing to the Tiffany song "I think we're alone now". Thats the most random and pure 80's song as you will ever see. I have it on dvr and I rewind that scene over and over because for some reason I cant stop laughing at that part.


me too, wonder how much they paid her?

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I kind of dance like that guy did, so that's why I don't dance much. I thought I was doing well until I realized I was embarrassing my girl as well as myself.

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