Add your 'What I learned from Shark Night' comments here!
This movie is awful, yet it's so bad that it's QUITE good! I'm pretty sure that was the intent of the people involved. It's a lot like a Syfy Channel movie, yet the acting and production values are better than most Syfy movies. On the positive side, it's always fun to see Donal Logue and Joel David Moore. Still, HOW did this get a theatrical release?
With that spirit in mind, please list some of the insane stuff you learned by watching this flick.
I'll start with just a few things:
If someone loses an arm in a giant lake, you can easily find it in brackish water by swimming out from your shoreline/house without a mask or goggles. While locating that lost arm, you can also spot a bloodthirsty shark. When you see that shark, you can out-swim it even though it can overtake a speeding boat and/or someone skiing behind a speeding boat.
Your additional comments, please...