Second Chance: And they called their planet....
..."You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me"! Seriously? THAT was the big shocking twist ending?
THERE'S SPOILERS DOWN BELOW, BOYS, THERE'S SPOILERS DOWN BELOW!
Joe: Well, here we are, my dear! Our spaceship is kaput, and these clothes aren't going to last very long, we'll end up running around buck naked before you know it. Still, we've got this big ol' uninhabited planet to populate, so we might as well get busy being fruitful and multiplying. As long as we've got a second chance, we might as well change our names. That's what people do when they get a second chance, they give themselves new names, right? Adam is a nice name, don't you think? Much nicer than "Joe", I always hated that name. And I'll call you, um..."Eve", yeah yeah, that's a good one - because it's the dawn of a new civilization. Get it? Huh? Oh, and don't worry about that serpent, he's probably quite harmless. And look! We've got apples here! What a paradise, huh?
Seriously, this kind of ending (which James Blish called "The Shaggy God Story") was so old and overused by the Sixties that when Rod Serling used it in a 1963 Twilight Zone story, the reaction was one collective head-slap.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probe_7,_Over_and_Out
The worst part is, I liked the story pretty well up to the point where they went into the negative space wedgie, and was looking forward to some big surprise ending on the other side of it. Boy, was I surprised all right!
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"Oh, well" said Zanoni, "to pour pure water in the muddy well does but disturb the mud !"