Nuke this piece of *beep*


Give it 1 star, don't let it live!

Moon magic my ass...

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If there's one thing I'm not, it's a racist.





But I am bigoted against those *beep* whales.

Who busts the Crimebusters?

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Funniest part about the imdb page for this movie is how it lists factual errors made by the film. It's important people know Captain Edward John Smith had a beard in real life when he was on the Titanic and not just a mustache. We wouldn't want anyone to mistake that part as historically accurate. I had a hard time taking the movie seriously when it had people from Brazil and Great Britain using the term soccer instead of football. Took me right out of the talking underwater ex-con shark gang in league with human whalers parts of the film.

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^^^Haha, I can accept that Captain Smith could have been saved by a giant octopus who placed him on the back of a whale, but to animate him without a beard??!!

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The only thing that could possibly make this film worse would be giving that creepy octopus a beard. It would make him the ultimate rapey octopus!

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Oh god..don't put that mental image in my head. Octi the pervert. His face was already disturbing enough..it definitely did not look like an octopus that's for sure.

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Let's hope the makers of this film stay FAR away from the Spanish Inquisition, the Black Plague, the Hindenburg, and Custer's Last Stand.

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