Funny wiki articles for this P.O.S.
My friend and I covered this on our podcast, Tranquil Tirades, and I thought you all might like some funny articles on this movie and its "characters":
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_31_-_The_Legend_of_the_Titanic
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Everard_Maltravers
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Elizabeth_Camden
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacles
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Ice
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Moon_Dolphin
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Don_Juan_Tenorio
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Smiley
http://tranquiltirades.wikia.com/wiki/Ronnie_(Legend_of_the_Titanic)