OMGoodness this was bad. ***POSSIBLE SPOILERS***

Things of massive suckage included (not in any special order):

*plot
*dialog
*monkey suit
*cardboard characters
*the acting of several people -- downright awful, the daughter sounded like she was reading her lines.
*plot -- it is so lame-ass it is worth mentioning twice.

Not so bad:
*Pretty scenery
*Pretty John Schneider

---with only minutes to react we've somehow been killed by a stick insect -- Londinieres