10 Things I learned After Watching this Movie

If your wife wants to have a baby after seven years, maybe its time you said yes.

A good way to steal art is to work for an executive search firm and ask prospective CEOs about their art holdings

Everyone in Norway uses the same security company

If you need to hide out in a barn, be prepared to spend around 500 Kroner for 24 hours

The *beep* in an outhouse toilett is deep enough for you to snorkel in with your toilet paper roll carton

If someone has been trying to elaborately kill you, its probably because you didn't give him the job

You can get stabbed in the back with a large knife AND grab it and nothing will happen to you

You can survive a massive 100 foot drop after getting pummeled by an 18-wheeler if you're wedged between two fat cops

If you hold your breath and bite on a piece of napkin(?) you can win any staring competition. In fact, you'll appear dead.

Norwegian women are extremely tall and beautiful, so much so that you might never know if they love you or simply want to kill you.

Do not trust friends who use pens from where your enemy works.

"It's either clubbin or Fandango!"