100 Things I learned from the Cape

"38. Really Hot Chicks just have loads of money and awesome cars that come outta nowhere with no explanation."

I already knew this. I live in L.A. :)

"40. Rich people only use computers from the future."

Oh come on, wouldn't you? I sure as hell would. To this day, I still sometimes pick up my mouse, hold it near my mouth and say, with a Scottish accent, "Computer!" hoping it will actually respond.


"44. Palm City is full of criminals but luckily, Homeless people are nowhere in sight... leaving all sewers and subway tunnels nice and cozy for all the Circus Thieves and Super Heroes needing a hideout."

Ah, but you forget, they were living on the railroad tracks. At least until they got displaced. Of course, I like how Chess is made out to be this incredibly evil villain, and yet, when it comes to dealing with a bunch of possible witnesses to what would eventually lead to charges of first degree murder, the solution is to just move them to another city or state. As opposed to say, loading them all up in one of those train cars and blowing it up the same way they supposed killed Faraday.

106.) No one thinks to investigate the scene after a body can't be found. Just assume he's dead and hold a cliff-side ceremony.

107.) CGI smoke is cheaper than real smoke if you're trying to disappear.
108.) Two clearly white people can have a half-asian child.
109.) Whatever physical limitations that have been stated in the first episode about the actual cape can be changed throughout the series. Like in the second episode where the cape gives Faraday super-human strength. I actually hope it can also double as a ShamWow when he fights Senior PeePee Pants.
110.) Chess is a really stupid name for a villain.
111.) Dice is a really stupid name for a villain.
112.) The Cape is a really stupid name for a hero.
113.) The Cape is a really stupid show.
114.) Summer Glau is like, just, so hot in this show. She's 29 and this is the hottest she's ever looked. Too bad it's on a dumb show that will last 13 episodes.
115.) Don't talk to Max while he's drinking.
116.) Max is always drinking.

Sorry. I didn't know that we were past 100. Hope I didn't mess things up.

I'm from this little rock called Staten Island.....

c.a.m.

117. Present a superhero that isn't a brooding, deep voiced, philosophical, anti-hero who gets all his equipment from semi-possible sources and everyone will say that it is a horrible and corny show that will and should get canceled.
That's my belief and I'm sticking to it.

118. After watching "The Cape" I always need a drink. How yooou doin?

I'm from this little rock called Staten Island.....

c.a.m.

So The Cape isn't brooding and gets his equipment from a billionaire mystery woman and a gang of circus thieves? Did I miss that? Or are people saying Lucius Fox and Alfred are more believable? I'm confused by your phrasing.

absolutely right

123. If you witness an accused criminal that the authorities are chasing enter a building then exit with a change of clothes, he must be innocent and being framed. The authorities have dressed him in villain outfit then set him free in a crazy police chase to try and kill him, even though they don't realise there's a witness. That's more logical than the criminal simply carrying the outfit in with him in the first place.