I would rather....
Mutilate my genitals with a pair of scissors than watch this.
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I would rather crush my foreskin between two tables whilst being bitch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Spyros than watch LOL.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather drink a mixture of my mothers period blood and my dads semen than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather have the ten strongest 300 pound linemen in the NFL play tug of war with my nut sack, each side of 5 pulling a separate nut in a different direction than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather be in the middle of a human centipede attached to Hitler & Justin Bieber then watch this
shareI'd rather get killed by Cato from the hunger games a thousand times then watch this movie....
Will: I gotta go see about a girl
Sean: Son of a bitch, stole my line
"Good will Hunting"
Lick my dog's red rocket.
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I would rather jump off a diving board, butt-naked, into the sun than watch this movie.
Or what the dude on page one said: have sex with my girl. Sounds much more pleasant.
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I would rather drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a forest fire than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
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I would rather wipe my ass with sand paper for an entire year than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather stick my nose up someone's a$$ after they just finished taking a dookie than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather get raped by terry crews than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather go to prison for life, have a cell mate named Tiny, and take long showers, rather than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather *beep* out a bowling ball with barbed wire wrapped around it than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather have a yearly diet of Cat *beep* dog piss, and donkey semen on the side rather than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather lick out my mothers hairy rim after she has just crapped out the last of the Christmas dinner than see this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I'd rather have sex with Roseanne and Rosie O' Donell right after a hot day of working in the garden rather than watching this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather cum in my cats ass than see this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather someone gorilla glue my penis to my stomach so that every time I had to piss I had to do a handstand rather than watch this movie,
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather suck the crap from my sisters bowels than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather suck a fart out of Betty Whites ass than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I would rather go to a Justin Bieber concert than watch this movie.
Go Hard Or Go Home
Stick my penis into an electric socket and pee than watch this movie. While blowing a cow.
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This thread wins the internet.
I would rather fck my own face than watch this movie.
... Wait a minute - that actually sounds pretty good.
I'll try again - I would rather eat my own warm vomit, freshly thrown up and out of my stomach, than watch this movie.
I would rather have sex with a blender than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I would rather watch kittens getting fisted than watch this movie.
Go Hard Or Go Home
I would rather the main vein in my ballsack burst than watch this movie.
Richard Jenkins....You are my hero
I'd rather give my Colt 1911 .45 a blowjob rather than watch this movie.
"Sailors fighting in the dance hall."
I'd rather gorilla glue my testicles to the front row seat of a cinema in Kazakhstan and spend a whole year watching repeat screenings of the second Twilight movie dubbed in Kazakh than watch this movie.
ENOUGH from the clown!!!!!!!!
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"I'd rather cum in my cat's ass" - Bradzilla. Best goddamn post thus far.
shareI would rather have Gabourey Sidibe (black chick from Tower Heist) ride my face like a jockey, while having a pack of rabid badgers eat my balls, and have a rusty nail stuck up my dick hole then watch this movie.
I would also do all that for a Klondike Bar.
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I would rather have my dick cut off and crammed down my throat, have my eyes pried open while watching Real Housewives of New Jersey(Clockwork Orange style), and be anally raped by The Jonas Brothers than watch this movie.