The thing about Pisnarski and Alistair...
If someone dared you to kiss another person of the same sex and you were a non-gay teenager, would YOU deliberately seek out someone you thought was gay to do the deed? Or would you pick out the least gay seeming person? Or merely the person you thought was least likely to kick the living hell out of you. Because I would have thought your average homophobic young man would rather kiss Salty than a boy who might potentially enjoy kissing him back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvEvqFBKVpc