Lars?

Lars, Uncle Tony? When are they supposed to show up and whip these doughnuts into shape?

They need to go ahead and pop "the blob" so these kids can get with the program. Teach them some of that tai chi, take them on a 70 mile trek up a mountain, they'll loose those extra loads weather they like it or not! NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER! They need to get rid of that candy loaded suitcase from the one girl and just slap some sense into her, if nothing else, just sit her in a cage somewhere and force feed her some vegetables. She'll get with the program by the end of the summer, BELIEVE ME!