This stuff happens to me all the time

Im on my way somewhere I end up getting sidetracked we have crazy adventures then the movie ends. Only in real life the movie keeps on going until another adventure. Like today for example, ive been praying and sleeping with my bible. Who shows up at my door? Jehovah's witnesses. I let them in and we talked. This is my life.



"I was attacked by a coked up whore and a crazy dentist!"