Truly one of the top 10 worst movies ever made

I like cheesy horror movies. I think the Asylum has made some pretty decent B-movie horror films. This movie is just horrible. If you're thinking about watching it, just don't.

Imagine actors who seem to be both constantly improvising and yet unable to remember any of their lines at the same time. Imagine a film with long segments of unintelligible audio -- several minutes at a time -- interspersed throughout. Imagine the most poorly-edited and boringly-sequenced movie possible.

The only way I made it through this movie was by heavy use of the fast-forward button.

Horrible directing, horrible writing, horrible acting, horrible cinematography, horrible editing, horrible effects.