First off..

The thing is, s/he is pretty much right. It's not good horror, it's not porn (or even good erotica.) It's just a mediocre attempt at a movie wrapped around a lot of scenes of naked and half-naked Suicide Girls. It pretty much goes without saying that if you like that sort of thing, well, logically, you'll like this.

Personally, I didn't care for it much. If you're not going to have a good plot, or at least a realistic attempt to pretend it's authentic (hey, producers, we notice the fact that there's a camera-person 10 yards away in another boat when those four girls were supposedly alone and terrified at the end,) you might as well just have video shoots like the previous SG movies. Then at least we get to enjoy them with some artistic perspective.

I have not yet finished this movie, but I have been pleasantly surprised by the quality. I did not expect much, and I am not a fan of reality tv or the style of it, and yet this is mostly better than a huge amount of movies I have seen. I watch a lot of movies, since I am disabled and often stuck in bed in pain, and there a massive amount of movies that appear so cheap that the budget spikes upwards from the postage stamp to send it to me. The story seemed to take a backstep in the middle, with reactions seeming to revert from "horror fear and what's going on" to "we are not overly concerned because we don't suspect anything yet" but as I said I have not finished watching so maybe that was planned. I ended up watching Cop Out with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan yesterday instead and that was way choppier and flawed. It felt like several movie's outtakes got cut together into a bizarre buddy cop mind trip. From the previews I thought Tracy's character was an actor or insane person who thought he was a cop and somehow got a ride-along with a real cop. Very disjointed, or possibly majorly "jointed", was my theory. So what I have seen of Suicide Girls Must Die is far more coherent and tolerable than that major motion picture. It is not Academy Awards material or Shakespear, it's shake-boobs and silly slasher fun, and it is way better as far as acting and appearance than it has any business being.
BTW I have 3 tattoos, and I plan on a few more, that does not make these models any more or less attractive to me. I like hot women with tattoos, and hot women without so being a douche about tats were hot back when is stupid. Hot is hot until it gets old and saggy. Suggestion: If you do not like tattooed and/or naked women, do not feel the need to comment on them.
Thanks,
King Rexx The 1st, Lord of the Psykotik Realms, The One And Ugly, Bastion of Bastards, and Alpha Pit Bull