i can't fap to this at all!
i mean, isn't that the point of softcore cable porn?
while the production did have a little more quality that the typical 'adult' cable movies...not filmed on a blurry handicam...not a series of ten movies using the exact same talent (most with ridiculous pasted-on softball boobs) to execute the same 'plot' ten times...
...it was still awful. the paris hilton-esque reality-ness was pretty grating.
and the nudie parts were really impressively bad. it's like before-and-after breast augmentation photos or maybe some floppy national geographic boobs. you've gotta be pretty hard up for porn to get turned on by these kinds of things.
conclusion: i'll stick to recycled beverly lynne movies when i'm looking for a late night cable fap, thanks.
to 'filmmakers': make a real movie or just shoot 90 minutes of porn. you'll make people more happy.