i can't fap to this at all!


i mean, isn't that the point of softcore cable porn?

while the production did have a little more quality that the typical 'adult' cable movies...not filmed on a blurry handicam...not a series of ten movies using the exact same talent (most with ridiculous pasted-on softball boobs) to execute the same 'plot' ten times...

...it was still awful. the paris hilton-esque reality-ness was pretty grating.

and the nudie parts were really impressively bad. it's like before-and-after breast augmentation photos or maybe some floppy national geographic boobs. you've gotta be pretty hard up for porn to get turned on by these kinds of things.

conclusion: i'll stick to recycled beverly lynne movies when i'm looking for a late night cable fap, thanks.

to 'filmmakers': make a real movie or just shoot 90 minutes of porn. you'll make people more happy.

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This wasn't a porn you dimwit it was just a horrible, horrible attempt at a horror movie. The suicide girls show their tits all the time online.

"When Im Good, Im very Good. But When Im Bad Im better." -Mae West

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they show their tits all the time, you say? someone should coin a term for that.

oh wait...porn.

no one adds random tit montages to their movie because it helps the story. this is softcore porn. F-grade softcore porn.

also the chicks are *beep* nasty. tattoos and fake tits don't hide ugly.

just saying. if you're gonna make porn, make porn. don't use tits as an excuse for your crappy movie, and don't use your crappy movie as an excuse for tits.

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I'm starting to think you didn't watch this at all. None of them have fake boobs. At least not the girls in the movie. I remember early Suicide Girls would've been ANTI fake boobs. That was there thing, just appreciating the female form without all the male dominated opinions on what female beauty is.
Of course, like with most things that were at one point "underground", they kind of changed their ideals when money became involved. I notice a subtle shift toward being a porn company. No matter what they themselves have said about it. I still SG, I never really took it that serious to get pissed enough at them form "selling out"

I remember being on MakeoutClub.com and all the broads wanted to be suicide girls. They didn't even have to pay to look for models. People auditioned for them, in a way I know it's not true, because men love porn. But SG was the first nude site that had just as many female fans and male fans....

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