Things we learned from Larry Crowne - Larry Crowne (2011) Discussion

[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

umart employees are required to pick up trash in the parking lot when they arrive for work.

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

People can be very sensitive about their cheesecake.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Sometimes people spoof old movies in which gangs snap their fingers in unison

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

if someone asks you what year something happened, it's normal to bark at them '19-kiss-my-ass!'

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Larry likes chicks who rearrange his junk.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

attendance at an english/composition class at a community college is optional.

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

College professors try to scare away their students.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

smu alumni like showing off their class ring.

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

(I had a lower management position there once, but no ring to show off )

Frank's Coffee Shop has killer pie.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] vbel 12 years ago

Nothing.

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[–] vbel 12 years ago

Well, I'm not voting for the guy on the yacht either. We're so screwed.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

We're not screwed! Everything will be okay just like in the movies (hopefully not like the movie "2012")

When you're with a woman, you're in your underwear and her boyfriend shows up, it may be best to put your pants back on.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] lexyladyjax 12 years ago

It's never too late to make a new start.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Right! If you were born in the 1950s it's okay to attend college for the first time.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

if you can't snap you're in trouble.

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

honor thy cheesecake.

I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

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[–] Navin_R_Johnson 12 years ago

Dean Tainot likes big knockers and Julia Roberts doesn't have any!

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

margaritas should be made in a blender.

sake happens

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

The ships of finance sail upon roiling seas

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Chinese food tells you the future!

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] scott89119 12 years ago

Steve is learning to care.

No water! No liquids! I'm terribly allergic to them!

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

If you're insensitive about someone losing their job, you may be delivering pizza to them someday

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] ck1-5 12 years ago

Contrary to popular opinion, men who spent twenty years in the military get absolutely no pension from their years of service.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

community college scooter gangs & outlaw harley gangs are in cahoots with each other.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Polo shirts are now forbidden.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

feng shui helps the air movement in your house.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

2, 2, 2, and 2 is a conveniently memorable security alarm code to have for when you're drunk

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

eating a slice of pizza when you're firing someone is a classy thing to do.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] atsuinakada 12 years ago

Make sure your tattoo of inspirational "Japanese characters" aren't really Chinese characters that translate to a food condiment.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

you won't be able to see the equator when you sail past it on ship.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] MedioSiglo 12 years ago

Tom Hanks is loveably adorable in another film. His characters are always so touching to me.

Why ain't you at the garden party you heathen?

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

He does get great parts to play. Last I counted, eight of his films were in the top 250.

"Tainot" is not pronounced "snotface."

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

tai chi is not just a cool iced tea beverage.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Being fired is like being named Employee of the Month, in a way.

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 12 years ago

one man's pizza delivery man is another's comeuppance.

His name...was Julio Iglesias!

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[–] hka-3 12 years ago

Dell Gordo can see through clear glass

Cheese fries...next time.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

at some clothing stores if you take off your pants? your new pair: gratis.

Life's like a Cabo Carne Asada: never know how spicy it's gunna get.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

a great french toast recipe!

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

it may look like a bus stop shelter: it's actually a scooter stop.

Season's Greetings

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

People run into people they know at scooter stops

Mele Kalikimaka

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

you may roam around the city with your scooter gang but will be really surprised by the newest member knowing of a place to eat at in that city.

Season's Greetings

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

If you're anywhere near 8642 Derby Court and you "go yard" on Lamar, he will have to take you down.

Mele Kalikimaka

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

if you don't get your course catalog directly from the community college it isn't free.

Season's Greetings

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

You're never too old to learn that lesson!

Pointing out that the coffee is "complimentary" every chance you get will make everyone's troubles evaporate.

Mele Kalikimaka

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[–] KobiyashiMauru 11 years ago

A Mercedes isn't famous for having big tits.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

some feng shui & a haircut can change your life.

Season's Greetings

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Making a student speak first for "Pop Topics" helps you take your frustrations out on them. It's annoying though when the student excels at it and makes the class interested in the pop topic.

Mele Kalikimaka

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Dave Mack's "five dance steps every man should know" will make any man the life of the party

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

if you drive in a moped gang in so cal. you won't encounter any traffic.

Season's Greetings

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

No matter how many times you drown your sorrows in margaritas, you may never learn to take precautions against brain freeze

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

she also showed it is possible for cointreau liquor to give you a headache & the chills--probably the first person in the world to accomplish that!

Hey, sprechen sie talk?

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

tucking in a polo shirt makes you look like johnny law

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

A "broken" map genie can be drowned out by opera music.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!

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[–] mark-1589 10 years ago

"Pointing out that the coffee is "complimentary" every chance you get will make everyone's troubles evaporate."

And most complimentary coffee isn't worth touching.

Mele Kalikimaka back.

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[–] volkstraum 11 years ago

*Every single person in California is either metrosexual or a military veteran

*Intro to Economics teaches concepts relating to house foreclosure and other complicated financial strategies

*For someone aspiring to get a college degree, taking 9 credits at a junior college will surely accomplish this in no time

*Despite her state of drunkeness, it's not sexual assault because she's his college lecturer

*Divorce is the sole reason that a man who works at U-Mart would not be able to keep up on a mortgage that approaches one million dollars.

*Wave to a biker gang while riding a scooter and you will not get stomped

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

the cool kids text in class.

You stay classy, San Diego.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

You have to wear a bucket on your head while riding a scooter because it's the law.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

how much you tip your pizza man is a barometer as to how good a person you are.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

eat vegetables.

Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Some scooter enthusiasts don't know who James Dean was

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

If you have a cool haircut, remember to bring the sides forward and pat down the back.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

They sure don't!

You can tell how fast a scooter goes by ramming it into yard sale tables.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

some teachers stake out donut shops to see what their students are up to outside of the classroom.

Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Hey! Bambi was a boy.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

ex-star trek folks know when you have your phone on you.

Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Sometimes you get Feng Shui'd whether you like it or not.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

yard sales are america's version of a moroccan bazaar.

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Hiding a key next to your front door under a plant's leaves is clever.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

watch out when you ride a scooter for the first time!

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Yeah, maybe try riding the scooter on that thing called "a street!"

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

even if someone makes snide remarks during your job termination ceremony---you still have to tip them for delivering your pizza.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

bathroom haircuts are the best.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Opera music sounds better when you ad-lib the words.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

the last person to show up on the first day of class will turn out to be the best student.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

It's politically correct to call a guy "retarded" when he's being fired...or maybe not since the guy who said it got fired after that.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

if you want someone to change their glasses, you must smash the current ones.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

That is the best way to go about it.

When you're in a scooter gang, be sure to have a gas-guzzling SUV handy for when it rains.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 11 years ago

if you ride in a scooter gang; there will be nada traffic in la.

'It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.'-Dan Quayle

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[–] hka-3 11 years ago

Rainy days get people in the mood for hideous pink donuts. Some may consider it adorable.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 10 years ago

the world's smallest kitchen is somewhere in california.

I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

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[–] hka-3 10 years ago

A woman with a measuring tape is money in Lamar's pocket

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[–] nutsberryfarm 10 years ago

if you don't flee after your econ professor laughs that's a good economic indicator.

Season's Greetings!

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[–] MichaelMovieLoft 10 years ago

When the person who helped lay you off is now working as a pizza delivery guy, show him you are the better person by treating him with respect and letting him keep the change (even if he was a jerk who thought he was entitled).

MM

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[–] nutsberryfarm 10 years ago

when you enter a room it's best to yell 'on deck!' to let people know you've arrived.

Key to winning baseball games? Pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.-Earl Weaver

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[–] nutsberryfarm 10 years ago

haircuts given in bathrooms are free.

today's special: shrimp ceviche!

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[–] cellphonefred 10 years ago

Clutter-free living rooms are SPEKTAKULAR!

"She filled the blank with a tube of denture cream and a false sense of superiority."

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[–] hka-3 10 years ago

They really are.

To avoid divorce lawyers, you get married and you stay married.

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[–] nutsberryfarm 10 years ago

if you go up against a guy who went to chico state for 3 years you're in trouble.

today's special: shrimp ceviche!

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