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1. "Are you clairvoyant?" "No, I'm Steve Dibiasi."

2. "What year was that?" "Nineteen kiss-my-ass."

3. "SMU, class of '86. They don't just give those away."

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4. 'the map genie? it's very complicated.'



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"Raise your right hand and say something patriotic"
"We'll be right back after these messages."

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'get you some knowledge, and you'll be fireproof!'




🌴"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimoto🌴

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'did you really want a class at 8 a.m.? i didn't.'



"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario BataliπŸ„

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