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Borgia Apocalypse screenplay - my goodness, it is awful!


Terrible, awful, horrendous.

I should thank the Showtime exec for being so cheap, he saved us all from having to watch that.

I'm not even mad about Cesare turning into a complete psychopath. It's Lucrezia who I wanted to see flung off a balcony at any moment. "Oh, I hate being a Borgia, waaaah, waah." Same idiot who wanted to poison the King of Naples and tried to murder her own damn brother by dropping a chandelier on him.

I hate the way she was written in this. So out of character and forcefully becoming "the good Borgia," aka, the annoyingly self righteous Borgia.

And wtf is up with Cesare and Micheletto... are they lovers now?

One thing I thoroughly enjoyed was reading about Rufio and Micheletto fighting.

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So what happens and who ends up dying?

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A whole mess of things happen. I recommend that all fans read it, so we'll feel blessed about Showtime refusing to commission this terrible screenplay. It's not that it ends tragically, because it should... it's that a lot of what happens is unappealing.




Rodrigo ends up dying... Lucrezia poisons him and Cesare.

Cesare survives the poisoning, but there's a montage at the end showing him dying vainly in battle. Micheletto, ever loyal and loving, dies while arrows pierce his body as he tries to meet the dying Cesare who is calling out for him. (They are so "subtly" gay in this, LOL.)

Lucrezia lives on, she runs away and marries the gay, old Duke of Ferrara and is hot in the pants for some guy named Bembo. She moves with her son and Vanozza. And I guess she gets to live happily ever after with her lover (though, she doesn't deserve it and should die like the rest of them).

Earlier on Rufio dies, Micheletto murders him as he tries to betray Cesare.

Catherina Sforza attempts to kill the pope with a poison lip balm and Cesare slices off her lips... letting her know she will live just like that.


ETA: To the incest fans. The incest is done and over with here. Lucrezia cannot get over Cesare killing Alfonso (although, Alfonso was drunk and tried to kill Cesare himself, wtf). She runs off to a nunnery and pretends to be a lesbian to escape him (yeah... that happens!). When he finds her, they commence with their relationship, but Lucrezia is just over it and wants to be free of him. Cesare is possessive and controlling of her. He wants her to marry the old Duke of Ferrara, so they can continue on with their relationship and she won't have to have sex with anyone else.

She begins to fall for an artist named Bembo from the court at Ferrara who comes to arrange the marriage and when Cesare finds out he doesn't want her marrying the duke anymore. She ends up trying to poison him and Rodrigo so she can go to Ferrara and blames it on della Rovere (who actually comes to make amends and ends up getting framed for murdering Rodrigo and attempting to murder Cesare).

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Omg all i did was read the sample in the beginning and i hate it already! And then i read your post and you are so right, what a complete butchering of the characters!! I can't imagine Neil Jordan really wrote this, its horrible!

To be quite honest, this is going to sound crazy but i actually started writing my own story to finish up the series when i heard they weren't renewing, and it is way better, and its just a skeleton of a screenplay right now but its got all the storylines that people are actually LOOKING to see!

If anyone is interested in hearing just the concept of what i envisioned, please let me know! I promise its nothing like this utter disappointment.

You are right tho - I recommend all fans read it too so we can be reassured about the best decision SHO ever made, which is NOT to continue forward with this!!!! Whew! Our imaginations can save us instead...

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You are so right. My heart ached reading this b.s. The storyline is so out of character. In the Prince, Lu is practically moaning at Cesare's touch, almost ready to make out with him and her husband's body not cold. With this script, I couldn't even get through it. It made no sense whatever. Who are these people?

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It hurt reading it, I couldn't imagine the pain of watching it.

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Bembo! Love his fonts!

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The only thing I truly enjoyed was the pope dying and burning in hell scene.

This guy has been annoying me for such a long time... so I think he fully deserved it.

Oh and I'm pretty positive that all these mosquitos were in fact the relatives of THAT little innocent mosquito who was unjustly accused of Prince Djem's murder back in season 1!

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To be fair, it might be based on a rough draft and a lot can happen between that and filming/editing. I was hoping Cesare and Lucrezia just get their happy ever after - yes, it's unhistorical, but so is 99% of Season 3 and it fits the story.

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Yes. Neil Jordan, himself, eloquently explains that it is more of a rough draft of how things could have gone, more than anything else, in the introduction.

I was just incredibly disappointed after reading it. I anticipated something as spectacular and wonderful as the third season. The screenplay put a damper on all of that.

If the movie were made (hypothetically), I hope they would have scrapped Lucrezia's entire storyline, rewrote it and also removed the part where Catherina has her lips viciously sliced off. I believe that character should go out with dignity. Lucrezia, I feel like she is every bit of a "Borgia" as Cesare and Rodrigo... therefore, she should go out like a Borgia and die in some awful way. I don't care about her actual history.

Also... Neil Jordan completely forgot that Cardinal Sforza exists! Dude, my favorite character!

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So no mention of della Rovere becoming Pope?

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How was Caterina supposed to survive, with lips or without them, after using the lip balm? Or does this poison take hold only of the Borgias? lol OMG I think from now on every time I see Gina I will try to imagine her without lips...
And where is Ascanio Sforza?? Damn... I liked this guy!

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natalie0407 - Yes, there is talk. In a silly plot twist, della Rovere suddenly reappears after his season long absence as a French ambassador and therefore, an untouchable "ally." The Borgias actually convince him to break bread with them and they speak about him potentially becoming pope in the future. The entire thing goes to hell when Lucrezia takes the opportunity to poison her father and brother. She blames the entire thing on della Rovere and he becomes Cesare's mortal enemy once again.

eugenia_katze - Catherina is supposed to die as well. When Rodrigo kisses her, they both will ingest the poison. She is willing to die and that's why Cesare is extra cruel when he tells her that instead she will have to live with her mouth mutilated.

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suchalovelyladyYeah thanks I got it but I thought at the time he cut her lips off it was too late for her anyway. I mean the poison doesn't need that long to take hold, does it? Ah well, never mind... not that I would really like to discuss this scene... gosh!

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Yeah, the poison lip balm thing is weird. I would expect it to kill her. But, I'm just going off what Cesare says at the end of the scene when he mentions that she would also kill herself. "My love, I have determined you will live" and then he mutilates her face.

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Just a couple of small things:
- Since when Baglioni's first name is Gian CARLO and not Gian Paolo?
- Who the hell are "condiotorre"??? Eh? Excuse me but that's hilarious and I'm dying
Are you sure guys it's not a fake after all? Its hard to believe Jordan really wrote this.

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He wrote the second half of season 3, didn't he?

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Didn't know this and read online recently I'm now thankful that it got cancelled.

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