The perfect Hollywood movie!

Meaning, you keep watching, hoping that it's going to get better, then it doesn't, then you remind yourself that Jennifer Connelly is in it, so you keep watching, hoping it will get better, then it doesn't, then you remember how funny those other Vince Vaughn movies are, and you pretend that this movie is better than it is.

Then, you realize you are *beep* yourself, and this movie just plain blows. When you realize you've spent an hour and a half doing something like wishing that your cat was a dog, you realize how much of an idiot you have been, and how the whole studio system is based on addiction - addiction to star power, addiction to escape, addiction to the "next drug" which keeps you watching stupid movies like this one. The end.

Except for next weekend, when you start watching a movie, and hope it gets better...