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Kevin James and the Massage Parlour...


Hey listen, I'm a guy that has been to massage parlours and gotten "happy endings." Although it was alluded that Kevin James character was getting "taken care" of at this place, as well as the old asian lady telling VV's character to not look inside, we simply do not actually know for SURE, that he actually got a handjob!

As I'm mentioned before, I myself have gotten handjobs at Mps and they dont just automatically do this for you, you have to ask esp since they make thing you are law enforcement. Also, believe it or not, some men go to these asian massage places for a legit massage, since it is much cheaper than a spa experience (usually 60 an hour or less) and they also get a table shower, etc. Not all asian massage parlours even do happy endings, it depends on the city, the girls working as well as the situation, (money talks, etc). Anyhow, just because Kevin James character didnt admit to being there doesnt mean he actually got anything illegal sexually, he may have been embarrased to admit he was there for that very assumption that he was in fact, getting a handjob! Anyhow the fact of the matter is that we will never know for sure if he did or did not get a handjob or any other type of sexual service at this asian massage place, obviously they cant show that in this film but at the same time him walking down the hallway to get a massage from an unattractive older asian lady doesnt automatically make it clear to me that he actually went through with a happy ending or if it's even offered.

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Dude, get a girlfriend. Nobody should be an authority on paying to get off.

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EVERYONE pays to get off in some form or another .. it is inescapable..

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Nah. Some super high status people need not resort to that, to any extent at all. Not everyone is normal.

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> we simply do not actually know for SURE, that he actually got a handjob!

This is not an overly complicated movie; he was getting a happy ending with his massage.

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Not to mention it wasn't the old lady giving him one...she said _________ (couldn't catch the name, but it sounded like "Poon Mi") just returned from some SE Asian country and would be happy to see him.

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Most asian massage parlors offer happy endings (at a minimum). Sure there are probably a few accross the country that are legit, but I'd bet my next paycheck (or 12) that at the vast majority of them you could get at least a happy ending, and probably be solicited for oral sex, coitus, and even anal if you have the $$$.

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I think it's probably safe to assume it's a "rebutable presumption" that he had a happy ending. People don't just take the subway across town to a dumpy Asian (not zen-like spa) massage parlor for no reason. I don't think he need to save money so much that he'd go to a place like that for that reason.

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