Kevin James and the Massage Parlour...
Hey listen, I'm a guy that has been to massage parlours and gotten "happy endings." Although it was alluded that Kevin James character was getting "taken care" of at this place, as well as the old asian lady telling VV's character to not look inside, we simply do not actually know for SURE, that he actually got a handjob!
As I'm mentioned before, I myself have gotten handjobs at Mps and they dont just automatically do this for you, you have to ask esp since they make thing you are law enforcement. Also, believe it or not, some men go to these asian massage places for a legit massage, since it is much cheaper than a spa experience (usually 60 an hour or less) and they also get a table shower, etc. Not all asian massage parlours even do happy endings, it depends on the city, the girls working as well as the situation, (money talks, etc). Anyhow, just because Kevin James character didnt admit to being there doesnt mean he actually got anything illegal sexually, he may have been embarrased to admit he was there for that very assumption that he was in fact, getting a handjob! Anyhow the fact of the matter is that we will never know for sure if he did or did not get a handjob or any other type of sexual service at this asian massage place, obviously they cant show that in this film but at the same time him walking down the hallway to get a massage from an unattractive older asian lady doesnt automatically make it clear to me that he actually went through with a happy ending or if it's even offered.