100 Things I Learned From The Hit List
This was, easily, the best move Cuba's done in a long while...which is to say it's about a 5/10. Still...I enjoyed it. But it SCREAMS for a "things I learned" list, so, here goes...
*** SPOILERS ARE A GIVEN ***
1. If you spill coffee on your shirt before a big promotion meeting...borrow a POWER TIE...or that promotion goes to the weasel that stole all your ideas!
2. When you call home over and over that means your wife is in bed with your best friend. Knock before entering! (It's just polite.)
3. If you get drunk in a bar after loosing that big promotion to the weasel in the power tie and finding your best friend coming out of YOUR bedroom...think twice before talking to that little dude at the end of the bar.
4. If you make a hit list on a napkin in a bar...the other dude WILL carry it out. It's just polite.
5. When making the hit list...double check that your wife really WAS sleeping with your best friend. There are some mistakes you can't undo.
6. Cuba Gooding looks really bored when he's making cheap direct-to-DVD movies. Seriously, Mike Tyson looked more engaged at his last fight. When he quit. DURING the fight.