Are you bothered by products placement in this movie? Well,
you can go ƒuck yourself, you ƒucking ƒuck.
If you couldn't resist to buy $hit you don't need to impress people you don't like as soon as you had finished watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you're the one to blame.
If you couldn't resist buying a pack of Marlboro's cigarettes because you've seen Mikael buy one in the movie, you're the one with a drug addiction.
If you couldn't resist going to IKEA.com because the movie takes place in Sweden and because the nazi character mentioned it, you're the one with the IKEA nesting instinct problem. I bet you couldn't resist buying that coffee table shaped in Ying Yang, didn't you? I bet you flipped through catalogs and wondered what kind of dining set defines you as a person, right? Oh I bet you did. All this, sitting on your toilet, phone on the cheek, waiting and pooping on the rhythm of the little cute music they put you on.
If you couldn't resist buying a Volvo because....well because it's a ƒucking Swedish car and I'd hardly see Mikael Blomkvist drive a Toyota Prius. And also maybe, maybe, you racist ƒuck, you don't like what Sweden has to offer you either. Good cars, with proper heaters. Am I the only one who noticed that Erika Berger almost goddamn froze to death in her BMW waiting on Mikael? That woman was so horny for some Blomkvist dick.
If you can't resist buying Apple products because you've literally only seen two people using Apple computers in this movie, you're that Android a-hole nobody gives a ƒuck about. Sure, Apple uses 8 year-olds Chinese boys, 22/7, confined in 12-beds dorms to build their products.. but they're really good! Did you see how fast Mikael and Lisbeth went through those archives and pictures?? And man, that timelapse of Harriet and Martin Vanger at the parade was something... That $hit wouldn't have been possible on Windows Vista. Without Apple, Martin would have kept on murdering women. You ungrateful jealous poor ƒuck.
A movie needs financing. That's a way to finance a movie. If you can't handle the products placement, that's because you don't know how to spend your money.
I didn't feel like becoming a smoker after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I didn't feel like selling my Porsche and buying a Volvo instead after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I didn't feel like buying another Apple Macbook Pro after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I didn't feel like buying the LANDSKRONA couch from IKEA after watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
Nope, I just enjoyed the movie, the story, the acting, the music and the art.
So should you.
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- That Girl With That Dragon Tattoo