Get the Beatle
Hey it's G-John, G-Paul, G-George and G-Ringo.
They're all dead except for Ringo. Paul died in a car crash in 1966, they replaced him with a double. Just look at the cover of Abbey Road. John died when he met Yoko Oh-no! and was glad to be shot to death in 1980, and George died of natural causes, those being smoking 500 million cigarettes causing cancer all of the place.
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