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Anyone got any info on this?




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How this movie ever made it to the cinemas is a mistory. I found this review which says it all (with help from google translate):

Why is there no one has stopped this film before it reached cinemas? »Jensen & Jensen" flop is decidedly disgusting and inane. The film gets one star.

As film critic looks you definitely fewer good movies than bad movies during a theatrical season.
How is it just because it is difficult to make a masterpiece or something similar. However, it is rare that an outright helpless, embarrassed and utterly talentless film as "Jensen & Jensen" unleashed in theaters, because there are many speed bumps in the system.

Bad ideas are thrown out during the work process. The Danish Film Institute or the film companies themselves can help inject money into the project. In the case "Jensen & Jensen" it seems, absolutely no warning lights have winked its way, and therefore released now a stupid, ugly and dirty game disgusting and absolutely inane cartoons loose in up to 80 cinemas across the country. It is not that a bit of a cop-out for both the involved and the whole system.

Let me try to give a description of the scandal scale. The story is a mishmash of a projection of all the less constructive tendencies in society and voila we are in a mildly annoying future where police and bikers have merged, where kindergartens are machines, and where and everything and everyone is corrupt. Mick Øgendahl and Nicolas Bro presenting votes to two umuliusser of some brothers who throws himself over a lucrative job as bounty hunters.

Besides being a doomsday scenario of the more simplistic, there is absolutely no attempt made to use the universe to something. That's just the world. Plat, stupid and dirty and so we run away with jokes at the following levels. Breaking news becomes Break King news. Well. When you are well stupid, you are stupider than three-star mortadella. Aha. And the villain Lange January turns out to be dwarf. Oh, how ingenious!

Also when it comes to animation and sound, there sprung overm cut corners. There is absolutely no person in the street where the lines on the horizon is otherwise indistinct borders on the flickering. Has there been no money to give a final varnish, you think? Some of the actors' voices sound like they recorded on a very small bathroom lined with wool. The inspiration for the film has reportedly been other films like "Midnight Run" and "Frenchtown Connection" and comic satire MAD magazine. But there is absolutely no trace of the fine role models. In return we are on a makværksniveau a la "Stars without brains," "How do we get rid of the others ', and' banana, peel it before your neighbor."

In the few seconds it's funny that the EU is a large vehicle on wheels and title sequence can be anything, but all in all frames "Jensen & Jensen" bottom of the quality scale with a deafening crash that leaves one speechless. If I were a director Craig Frank or actors Nicolas Bro and Mick Øgendahl would I spend my salary from the movie to buy an eraser so large that I could erase "Jensen & Jensen 'away from my CV and the collective memory of mate to flop the papers are going to flash in ominous red neon long future.

The harsh words should also be seen in the perspective of so few films, we can afford to do in Denmark. Every time we squandering the money, says creative souls outside the inner circle with a good idea that will not be tried out.

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