John Cena - Legendary Theater Clearer
His face on screen works better than a fire alarm.
If Danny De Vito played Ghandi and was up against Cena for whatever film at the Oscars, it would be a De Vito landslide.
If Cena was in Terms of Endearment and died of cancer at the end, the film would get a standing ovation.
If Cena played Father Karras in The Exorcist, Warners could put out t-shirts that say SATAN RULES!
If Cena were to win an Oscar and Julia Roberts was the presenter, she wouldn't say "I love my life", she'd shriek "WHAT THE .......?!?!?!?!?"
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.