KFC set to debut artery-clogging Double-Down chicken sandwich..
Slightly off topic but not really:
Jamie Oliver's show has been on the air a month now and we can already see the amazing impact of the food revolution getting americans to eat healthier and include more vegetables in their diet.. or have we? KFC has test-marketed and is now officially about to feature what is known as it's Double Down chicken sandwich, consisting of two greasy fried chicken breasts in place of a bun, several kinds of fatty melted cheese, bacon and special sauce in between.. see it here if you haven't already:
http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/
I would've thought this was a creative photoshop or an april fools joke if that were not on KFC's official site.. Nice to see America is embracing a healthier food choices huh?
Ok to drop the sarcasm for a minute: It's obvious that American corporations REALLY want us to get fat and unhealthy and stay that way, how else can you explain an abomination like that? Getting people to eat that kind of *beep* is great for the fast food, health insurance, pharmaceutical, and ultimately for the funeral home industries when you need an oversized casket and two plots of land to bury our fat asses. KFC and the other processed food giants are churning out new generations of obese young people who will live shorter lives than their parents.. but they're making a lot of money in the process so the stockholders aren't going to lose a wink of sleep over it.
This is honestly the first case where I can say I wish the government would intervene and stop KFC from doing this on grounds that it's a health hazard.. but that would probably make it all the more appealing to the average dumbass in this country. I'm just going to call it now.. KFC's double-down sandwich: early sign of the apocalypse.