The Sex Tapes...SPOILERS

Those were too funny. "Direct contact without lubrication won't please your bride." ROFLMAO!!! The way the man was talking was absolutely hilarious. Can you imagine actually taking these tapes to heart? Can you imagine how boring their bedroom would be? It would be like taking a mathematical approach to sex. "125 movements. No more, no less. This is the perfect number of movements God wants from you, and it will please your bride as well." Heh heh.

This was just too much. And the way they all looked so serious and informed while listening.


The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of goose is geese. Why is the plural of moose not meese?