Please, please, please enlist! We need you. We need you since YOU know how to "play army." The way it is portrayed in a Hollywood blockbuster that you watch while eating your overpriced popcorn and saying, "Wow! Cool!." That the real way, isn't it, General Antimatter? Since you are an expert sniper who can hit everything from all distances and angles (not to mention all speeds), we'll put you on the front lines so you can show how it's done, Pro. Third, since you seem not to suffer at all from stress or fatigue and will not be joking around or playing grab-ass to relieve any stress or fatigue, you get the pleasure of staying alert and on duty 24/7.
Sarcasm aside, why don't you get your a$$ over there instead of making stupid assumptions of what Soldiering is all about based on a few sound bytes from a documentary? Just because YOU can't defeat the Cub Scouts on Xbox does not mean that the Marines, Sailors, Soldiers, and Airmen (ya know, the ones giving you the freedom to talk smack about them) can't defeat the toughest of enemies.
One last thing....a big thumbs up goes to you for insulting a culture on the choice of attire it prefers to wear. Real classy.
Of course you know that you're pathetic.
"All These Moments Will Be Lost in Time. Like.....Tears in the Rain."
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dddmi7-1
9 years ago
Mr. Sanders...thank you so much for saying so eloquently what I wanted to...you saved me the time and aggravation...thanks for reassuring me there are still a few intelligent people left in the USA....
...he gets it, why don't the rest of you?
I salute you for your insight and objectivity!
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