So bad I registered for this site.....
Jesus. This is on Sharknado level of bad.
Quite possibly the worst acting performance of all time in this is Nick Cage (and I'm a cage movie fan).
From the random Scottish pirate accents that he tries to do, to his half eye open glare, I mean wtf, surely makeup can just make a closed eye like they do in 300, Troy etc?
Anikans drunken episodes are up there with how bad cage's acting is for most of it.
I haven't even got to the directing yet, the camera moves all over the joint, the drunken scenes are so bad you just have to laugh, and I think they might of even used a go pro at one stage when he pours water on himself? Lol.
Without a doubt the worst movie I've ever scene, given they would of had a budget 10x the size most of the other *beep* movies around are on.
I give it a 0.5/10, they only get that because they somehow conned someone into financially backing this movie.