worthless and childish
If ur a true martial arts movie fan like me, if u seen the top hong kong movies like wheels on meals, police story, drunken master, black mask, fist of legend, who am I, hell ye even five lucky stars, the further back in time u go the more u notice how bad they are acting but still the action and fighting is light years ahed of any other country when it comes to martial arts on the screen, u know that there are some wierd jokes, some of them are actual funny and some of them are stupid, they do wierd expressions with their faces and their acting and dialog are wierd, worse in some movies, decent in others, however u can still live with it just becuse of the action, u can live with jackie chan being a cop in half of his movies, but imagine all this that was actually bad with old hong kong movies, take the absolutely worst acting, the worst comments and worst jokes that no one ( except the chinese ) understand, becuse to many of us china has a wierd life style and how they see things, even worse to people who arent that into fighting movies, thats why they have a hard time getting out of hong kong, but if u take all these, make it even worse, put some more goofing around into a movie, *beep* actors that fight while siting down drinking wine, put all this into a movie where they try to make capoeira and brake dance look good as a fighting style and on top of that, they will allways be drunk when they fight and they do a terrible job acting drunk, and ye the fight scenes are *beep* LAUGHABLE, they do so wierd things that even a *beep* baby would be a ble to punch them down before they get to the point with their moves.
No add a story, it shouldnt make sense at all, the audience shouldnt at all get any connection at all with the head actress, does she ever eat? she learnt this art over night? wtf is going on? what is the purpose of all this?
I dont *beep* know nor do I care, im just dissapointed with the quality of the movies the asians are bringing us these times, the only ones u still can count on are jackie chan, jet li, donnie yen and sammo hung ofc.
There are some decent highlights troughout the fighting scenes, I give them that, but other then that, this is not worth it, I saw half the movie only, and I dont want to see more. thank god for utorrent, glad I didnt pay for this *beep*