101 things I learned watching The Last Stand - The Last Stand (2013) Discussion

[–] rgubanski 10 years ago

2. In Arizona, elderly grandmothers are armed and shoot trespassers.

3. FBI agents stop at all stop signs at 2am when there is no other traffic on the streets and just sit there while transporting a cartel drug kingpin.

4. Arizona sheriff doesn't get his wounded deputies medical attention.

5. FBI doesn't have a high regard for local law enforcement.

6. Apparently special Corvettes have metal bodies that withstand impacts with other vehicles instead of the normal fiberglass ones that would have shattered upon impact.

7. A snowplow sitting alongside a highway in Arizona will not draw attention.

8. Border Patrol does not patrol this section of border.

9. Any idiot can become sheriff of Somerton County.

10. Mercenaries built a pretty good bridge.

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[–] wrolfsmeyer 10 years ago

11- A top-heavy school bus can do a powerslide at high speed and not tip over.

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[–] Princess-Leia1 10 years ago

12- a high powered sports car will not run out of gas even after driving through two states and exceeding 150 mph.

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[–] plumlogan 10 years ago

13 - fbi agents don't know that cranes have operators.

14 - high cholesterol lowers your survival instinct.

15 - it's possible to have an Australian, German, Texas accent.

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[–] solidox 10 years ago

16 - All you need to break through a police barricade is a big snow plow.

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[–] THX1701 10 years ago

17 - A dry corn field can still have corn.

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Use the Force.

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[–] steveburgess 10 years ago

18- Night vision goggles will not detect an approaching SUV with sirens and headlights on.

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[–] miha-kusar 10 years ago

19. A 1000hp rear wheel race car has enough traction on a cornfield, to push another vehicle that is sideways to the nose

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[–] has_no_pseudonym 10 years ago

Except for sweet corn I do believe most corn is harvested when the plants are dried out like that.

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[–] FromaBuick8 9 years ago

Yes I am pretty sure that big a$$ plow could have broke through those two cars.

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[–] has_no_pseudonym 10 years ago

20 - Deep knife wounds to the leg do not require tourniquets, bandages, stitches, hospitalization or delicate surgery to repair muscles and severed ligaments.

21 - Most cars are bulletproof, but only on the side where people are hiding behind.

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[–] TGre18 10 years ago

A Corvette ZR1 modified as a super car can be run down by any stock bought Camaro.

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[–] midev 10 years ago

22) Don't leave your car parked in a fire zone.

23) Don't ruin Arnie's day off.

24) Drug cartel gangs must shoot up the local town just for fun before their leader comes through.

I am a very decisive person, I think.

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[–] tokyostreetkiller 10 years ago

25) A highly trained tactical police officer wearing body armor will get his ass kicked in the back of a van by a guy in hand cuffs and leg irons.

26) Pau Gasol can fit in a Corvette ZR1 with total comfort. I mean seriously, his knees aren't poking up or anything :p

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"

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[–] osubuckeye420 10 years ago

I don't think anyone has pointed this one out:

- Small-town cops who have difficulity running license plates are somehow proficient with military-grade sniper and assault rifles. They can shoot them with extreme accuracy and reload them without any prior training on how to do so.

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[–] nekcron-99 10 years ago

27) The moist, fertile sand of the Sonoran desert along the border of Arizona and Mexico is home to vast fields of corn.
28) There's a river border crossing in Arizona. Next to a vast field of corn.

"Whats a good plate with nothin' on it..."

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[–] BlackDog123 10 years ago

Nekcron, I'm having a crappy day and I just laughed my arse off. Thank you:)

29)Drug cartels keep teams of civil engineers and architects on retainer in case they ever need to cross a canyon.
30) If you're an actor with a speaking role, for the most part you will survive being shot, stabbed, and blunt force trauma. If you're a character without a speaking role, the slightest tap will knock you down and kill you.
31) Even if the FBI cared enough to really apply themselves and step in to help a small-town police force detain a dangerous cartel boss with an army of minions, they certainly have no rapid way to get there. No helicopter, no plane. Nothing. Besides any sort of flying machine must follow the roads exactly, even though they're in the air, and not, like, cut across the expanse of desert shown on the maps.
32) And lastly - go ahead! Shut off the headlights and rely on night vision when you're going 200 miles per hour! You'll definitely notice any inanimate objects in the road before you hit them! It's perfectly safe!

They're coming to get you, Barbara!

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[–] agentdc7 10 years ago

33. If you need to catch a speeding Corvette, don't EVER think of laying down spike strips.

34. Arnie can teleport onto a make shift bridge.

35. If you're a young eager rookie police officer, you will probably die according to movie laws.

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[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

36. A Sherriff will need to ask a local citizen to use his arms and ammo that he has in a legitimate museum

37. Said citizen will have names for said arms

38. The Sherriff’s office does not hold any aspirin

39. Citizens being held in jail cells in the Sherriff’s office will not be fed

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[–] fishx-1 10 years ago

54. After a 10 year absence in movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are just as satisfying as they used to be.

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[–] sjmiller05 10 years ago

55. None of his cartel buddies were waiting for him on the other side of the border.
56. Prepaid flip phones are the choice for gangsters.

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[–] gloria_e_evans 10 years ago

Dumbest movie ever. Incompetent FBI agents who would all be fired including the Director of the FBI. Why in the hell would the whole FBI convoy stop at a freaking stop sign when transporting a dangerous drug lord. Stupid.

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[–] kevbutt 10 years ago

oh *beep* off you boring bastard. you obviously watched the film more than once and dissected it to come up with your *beep* so why bother?? you tit!! its supposed to be a bit of fun......

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