what do you think is the funniest quote from L4D2?
back in 98 I did a titty comedy for Skinemax. Sex Camp, ya remember it?
Nick at his finest.
Coach: "Whispering Oaks! I used to go there as a kid!"
Nick: "Great, now we can die there as adults."
I'd give the 1st spot to one of the comments on the wall in Hard Rain, but I don't remember it at the moment.
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"Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!"
Coach: It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that.
I'm such a ...haha, no i'm not.
All Coach's Jockey dialog makes me laugh... I now think of them as "One of those jumpin' on yer back bitches". :D
As I said in another post, I really love this batch of survivors... so many funny lines between them!
All Coach's Jockey dialog makes me laugh... I now think of them as "One of those jumpin' on yer back bitches". :D
Pretty much anything Ellis says.
I can't stand Coach, everything is either "bitch" or "sh!t" it's sometimes confusing as to what he's talking about and annoying because it seems to be his favourite word as it's in nearly all his lines.
$ sudo make CHEEZEBURGER --mayo -off
system made you CHEEZEBURGER but ated it :-(
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When Coach is hurt and trying to make his way to the safe house, sometimes, he says: "Cain't go no fastah!" (Can't go no faster).
"You were deceived."share
... Who cares...
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"Quiet everyone, I hear a bitch!"
Or something like that. I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time Coach says it.
"Sounds like my ex-wife."
"Maybe the helicopter... Maybe it's made of chocolate."
"Y'all wanna stop shooting me?"
"Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and, I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'."
Or pretty much anything Ellis says.
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Coach: That long neck bitch just spat on me! lol
Coach: Will you cut that *beep* out! Excuse me! EX CU WHOSE ME!
Pretty much all what Coach says!
I like when Louis finds the pills and says, "I better take everything I can."
In my version of Left 4 Dead, Zoey usually finds the pills and grabs them saying, "We might need these".
Bill says the same thing but Zoey usually has a 6th sense about where they are and will trot ahead, around corners or open doors to pick them up.
When she eats them she lets out a big sigh and says ahh, but the rest of the group says the same thing with a different tone of voice.
Coach:(first time seeing the Spitter) "Crazy woman!"
I don't know why but for some reason Coach calling the Spitter a crazy woman has me dying.
Ellis: TANK! RUN! Nonononono don't run...SHOOT!!!
Kill all sons of bitches. That's my official instructions.