Funniest Ellis Story?
Ellis is my favorite character, and I think its great how he tells such ridiculous stories! I actually have 2 that consider my favorite:
"I ever tell ya about that time me and Keith made homemade bumper car rides with riding mowers in his backyard? Mower Blade wounds over 90% of his body! I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own!"
and
"One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went campin' and didn't bother to read the signs and I guess they were just testin' bombs that day.... all SORTS of stuff too! Not just regular bombs, like Biological Nerve Gas bombs, Shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air to like a Hundred smaller bombs...."
Coach: WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS ELLIS!! >:0
Nick: Ellis? IS NOW THE BEST TIME?? >:0
Rochelle: Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?? >:0
Haha. Great stuff. What other ones are good?