"Real Critics"!? What real critics? I just checked Rotten Tomatoes. Four reviews, two from "Top Critics", all solidly negative "F", "1/5" etc. This turkey clearly did not get much coverage from "real critics" in anything one can call reality.
Here's the four "real critics" from RT.
"Your monthly rent is probably scarier than what writer-director Michael Taverna has cooked up in this inept and derivative tale ..."
"a dull, droning disaster."
"The movie references and cliches pile up, but aside from a truly chilling final shot, this one is barely in 1D, much less 3."
"Teeming with inconsistencies and ineptitude, Apartment 1303 ends up a complete waste of time, not even amusing as bottom shelf schlock that welcomes the respite of mockery. "
CB
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