What really bugs me ...

Yes, I've read the bible ... numerous times in fact. It's quite full of magic, demons, sex, crime, more magic, even more magic. And there are several books that compare to the bible ... LORD OF THE RINGS, GAME OF THRONES etc.

I don't understand the question marks you put in ... what is your question exactly?

"WHY? DID YOU READY THE BIBLE? NOTHING COMPARES TO IT..."





LOL!!!!


Poor, sad, delusional little sheep. Putting all their faith into a book, written by men, long ago.

Hey, I like books as much as the next guy, but I certainly don't find any of them overwhelmingly holy to the point that I assume that GOD HIMSELF wrote them.

I liked "See Spot Run" a great deal as a child, but it's just a book.

Where the Wild Things are, was pretty good too.

When I was 7 or 8, I read Green Eggs and Ham, by Dr. Seuss. But at no point did I immediately begin to worship him.

...maybe I was wrong!

Perhaps I foolishly and childishly neglected to see the relevance of that great novel. I see now that it's got a great many lessons, all of them carefully crafted to seem like nothing more than entertainment. The symbolism, allegory, and metaphorical significance was wasted on me as a child. Now, as an adult, I see that I missed the true value of Green Eggs and Ham.

I urge you all, to come and worship with me at the temple of Seuss! He is our shepherd, and we his flock!

Sure, it's mighty new and weird to some people, but time has a way of dealing with such issues nicely. In a hundred years, people will be willing to give their lives for our savior, Dr. Seuss. They will say his name before each meal, and he will be mentioned in their prayers. Holidays will coincide with his birthday, and the day of his death.

But, I think you know, as I do, that he didn't actually die. He ascended, and now watches over his flock. He's watching you right now, by they way, so you'd better not be fondling your unmentionables. He doesn't like that. Nor does he like it when men lay with other men. That's a no-no.

There will be many new rules to follow, in regards to how you behave, how you worship, how you marry, and pretty much every other aspect of your life. Those will be determined by regular dudes though, cause none of that is mentioned in Green Eggs and Ham. Over the coming decades, guys with power will think really really hard and long, and they will determine what Dr. Seuss REALLY meant, though it's not actually mentioned in Green Eggs and Ham, and they will then decree that we must adhere to their new interpretations. Later, another dude might come up with a newer meaning he got from the book, which might contradict that first guy, but if enough time has passed the newer set of rules will probably be followed.

Unfortunately, the world has a way of changing really fast. Who knows what languages will be around long from now, or how changed and modified ours will become. And then there's wars, empires crumbling, political change, and the ravages of time. When those happen, as they inevitably will, Green Eggs and Ham will be translated into new tongues. But, of course, those silly translators never really get it right, do they? Ever read the directions or descriptions on Japanese products? Would it kill them to find a proper interpreter?

And just like the comically-bad translations on the boxes of our Japanese candy sushi kits bought online, when the world changes dramatically and those tasked with translating Green Eggs and Ham into the new standard languages fail in getting every single line right, the people of the future will regard the newest translations as the word of Dr. Seuss himself! They won't be bothered with silly details. They are hungry, and want their holy books AS IS! Who cares about all that historical nonsense, amiright? They will conform their lives to the newest versions of Green Eggs and Ham, right along with the interpretations from whichever dude last decided that the Green Eggs, mean something very specific, and the Ham is something equally specific. Meanwhile, the box, fox, and every other line mentioned in the book means something very specific, dramatic, and symbolic to him, and that's how you will regard it too! Or else!

Sadly, the actual intent of our Lord and Savior Dr. Seuss might be very different from that future edition, and how it is taught and worshipped. And that's a shame. Especially considering how seriously those future people will be taking that newest version. They will be willing to go to war over it. They will literally HATE anyone who doesn't share their opinion of the most recent re-write and re-interpretation of Green Eggs and Ham. They will fully, honestly, and wholeheartedly believe that those who do not accept that the most current version of Green Eggs and Ham are the exact words of Dr. Seuss...are going to straight to hell!

Many new customs and traditions made up by those "dudes", which were never mentioned or envisioned by Dr. Seuss, will be integral parts of this future Seussism, and the hordes of mindless followers will follow these new traditions and customs as if they were the word of Seuss.

And that, is unfortunate.

You, me, pretty much everyone alive today, are very lucky. We know the real Green Eggs and Ham, no matter what comes.

Seussbless you, everyone!

That's the point ... as the Bible is fantasy Ridley Scott tried to "explain" everything ... as if it were true ...