54. if the plan to stop an armored truck is to have the armored truck crash into the passenger side of your van, by all means, have your partner sit in the van, as opposed to watching from a nearby safe location.
55. if you want to drop millions in fake currency overboard to evade CBP, making sure to note the exact GPS location, it's easier to contrive a ridiculous salt-dissolves-in-water scheme so that the currency floats to the surface, rather than just have your partners dive underwater to retrieve said currency.
56. if you're trying to dispose of a body, be sure to include the victim's smartphone, because it's not like the carriers record geolocation or anything.
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